Airplanes Versus Women
Airplanes can kill you
quickly; a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick
of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch
Airplanes don't object to a preflight
Airplanes come with manuals to explain
Airplanes have strict weight and balance
Airplanes can be flown any time of
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many
other airplanes you have flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at
the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you like to
look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting
Airplanes don't whine unless something
is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just
like women, it's a bad thing.